time for some ohio state vs. florida jokes!

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Sunday, 03-Dec-2006 23:26:41

Three students went to the Olympics. One was a Cane, one was a Buckeye, and one was a Gator. They had almost no money to start with, so by the time they got there,
they had no money for tickets to the events. The Cane put a pair of track shoes around his neck, went up to the track venue and said "Smith, University
of Miami, track." So the security guard let him in. The Ohio State student got the message. He grabbed a baseball bat, went up to the field and said
"Johnson, Ohio State Baseball." The security guard let him in. The gator thought he had it. He saw a roll of barbed wire by the side of the road, picked
it up and threw it over his shoulder. He went up to the nearest venue and said "Miller, University of Florida, fencing."
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What is the difference between a Gator and Rice Crispies?
Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.
What do tornados and UF grads have in common?
They both always end up in trailer parks!
how did the University of Florida Medical Center reduce the number of student pregnancies?
They banned Family Reunions.

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 04-Dec-2006 13:49:00

Good for you Troy. And here I thought we would just have to recycle the Michigan jokes.

Post 3 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Monday, 04-Dec-2006 19:29:06

I'm glad we don't have to play them, once is enough without me having a knervous hart attack or something.
Troy